• Can I
Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want
For XMAS?
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• when i
call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring
means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means
........pick up phone idiot
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• aRz
KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR
sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR
SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR
bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH !
KIYA BAT HAI.
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• chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
jub pohacnh
jao to sms ker day na
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• kehtain
hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai
Kehtian
hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai
Koi Ham
Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq
Karay
Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai
!
****heehehhe****
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• One out
of four people is a chinese in this world.
If
your father, your mother and your brother are
not Chinese, it must be
you
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• The
Police are looking for a suspect who is smart,
sexy, witty & very good looking... So where
are you gonna to hide Me?
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• im at
the police station.The police caught me &
filed a case against me "possession of good
looks"
.i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me
out-so hurry up!
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